The Cubes aka Damn Cool Toys
The Cubes aka Damn Cool Toys
http://www.cubefigures.com
Sometimes ya just gotta have good toys.
We’ve all been there – that vile little job with four walls. Your miniscule corner of sanctioned off space. You, a keyboard and a CRT adrift in a labyrinth of other little walls surrounded by, yet separated from all of humanity. Those four walls choking you – squeezing you – stealing your soul.
CUBE MONKEY!!
Time for revenge. The Cubes are coolest toy to come along in the battle against corporate drudgery. Offered by Archie McPhee / Accoutrements (the hippest company on the planet) The Cubes put you in charge of your own little corporate empire. Here you will find Jan, Sue, Joe, Bob and all the other mundane office characters perfectly rendered as 2 ¾” plastic posable figures. All come with the appropriate office accessories including file folders, laptops and pithy motivational posters. Reasonable priced and sold individually or in sets. These toys give you an outlet for your pent up corporate angst.
Feel like sending Bob to the copy room for the day? Or maybe letting Sue hang by the water cooler waiting for Sam the delivery man in brown shorts? Maybe Ted needs a session with the sensitivity trainer. Or perhaps Ann just needs yet more work piled on her desk. DO IT! Here you rule the office.
But wait there is more. In true Archie McPhee / Accoutrements style, The Cubes website is more than just a place for hawking their wares. It is interactive. Here you will find a corporate Job Title Generator (perfect for lateral promotion titles) and Moral Boosters (downloadable cube decorations for your desktop).
The Cubes are just plain good corporate fun.
And speaking of fun here is another little gem from the from the hipsters at Archie McPhee / Accoutrements. If you are anything like me, you can only dream of being half this cool.
http://www.accoutrements.com/liledgar.html
Have fun. Remember – the guy with the coolest toys wins.
LA. Judge / nodecafe